look up any word:
1. whitebread
Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
by Greenie Mar 24, 2004 add a video
2. whitebread
A whitebread is a little white crackerjack who is not capable of any acts which display true niggerdom.
"Get the hell outta this neighborhood whitebread before the homies decide to run a train on that bitch you got in the car."

"There's no way Tim beat up Donny. Tim's the biggest whitebread crackerjack you ever laid eyes on!"
3. whitebread
someone who is not white, for example a black person, who acts incredibly white or exhibits elements of white culture. Meaning "white breed" or more commonly known as white washed.
Lisa: "wow, your boyfriend's cute. he acts so ghetto though!"

Janet: "Exactly. He ACTS like that cuz he's so white. whitebread...HA! yea, we sure love each other! ;)"
4. Whitebread
Those of the caucasian race who think they have rhythm, soul, game, basketball skills and large diznanks.
Diznank
That whitebread ain't no baller!
by 3inch Jun 2, 2003 add a video
5. Whitebread
White boy who is the shit at everything. He can get all the ladies, and can hoop it up like no other.
Dude 1: Oh shit, here comes whitebread
Dude 2: Damnit, we are about to lose in basketball and all the ladies will go to him


Girl 1: OMG, look at whitebread he is SO fine
Girl 2: I know i just wanna do him right now in front of everybody
Girl 1: Me too lets do it together
Girl 2: He is sooo hot i will do it with you and him at the same time
by Mstate Apr 12, 2005 add a video
rss and gcal