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Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.
The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment. Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym. I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
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A whitebread is a little white crackerjack who is not capable of any acts which display true niggerdom. "Get the hell outta this neighborhood whitebread before the homies decide to run a train on that bitch you got in the car."
"There's no way Tim beat up Donny. Tim's the biggest whitebread crackerjack you ever laid eyes on!" |
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someone who is not white, for example a black person, who acts incredibly white or exhibits elements of white culture. Meaning "white breed" or more commonly known as white washed. Lisa: "wow, your boyfriend's cute. he acts so ghetto though!"
Janet: "Exactly. He ACTS like that cuz he's so white. whitebread...HA! yea, we sure love each other! ;)" |
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Those of the caucasian race who think they have rhythm, soul, game, basketball skills and large diznanks.
Diznank That whitebread ain't no baller!
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White boy who is the shit at everything. He can get all the ladies, and can hoop it up like no other. Dude 1: Oh shit, here comes whitebread
Dude 2: Damnit, we are about to lose in basketball and all the ladies will go to him Girl 1: OMG, look at whitebread he is SO fine Girl 2: I know i just wanna do him right now in front of everybody Girl 1: Me too lets do it together Girl 2: He is sooo hot i will do it with you and him at the same time |
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