To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!
by Mike Rotch Hertz April 23, 2004
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A term used by 1 teen girl to address the type of fingers the passenger in her car has.
What the hell is toe fingers?
I don't know. Just a stupid Rogers commercial anyways.
by Q400 August 18, 2011
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a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"

Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")

Mike: "Toe."

Jim: "Your right. my turn!"
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 18, 2008
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toes that are so long that they are like fingers and can be used to grab you
Careful! Watch out for his finger toes, they'll choke the life out of you.
by Patrick Jimenez November 18, 2005
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(n) The toes on a foot that enables the bearer to palm a basketball with their foot.
Wow, those finger toes are creepy, man.
Thats kids, only five foot five and can lift a basketball with one foot.
by eleis September 17, 2008
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Your thumb
Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!
by RadRex January 25, 2012
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