Thurdle

A verb meaning to clinic a duster so hardcore that they become gong showed for at least a 3 week period.

Jack Woods got thurdled so hardcore last night.

Thurdle by AndreJohnson80 October 4, 2011

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

Thundle

When a mans thighs are so hairy that the thigh hair blends with the hair of the mans grundle, creating one continuous hair flow.

Hey sexy, I had fun last night but your thundle tasted funny.

Thundle by JSteezy83 December 16, 2008

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014

turdler 

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

turdler by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

thirdle 

The phenomenon of overcoming the ('third' beer 'hurdle') in which one transfers from a rest state into a euphoric state.

Dan has just gone over the Thirdle.

thirdle by Cheong April 15, 2014

Ninja Turdle 

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turdle by Baindawg December 4, 2012