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5 definitions by AndreJohnson80

 
1.
An ugly mother fucker that slips into your house in the middle of the night, and steals your milk.
Jack Woods is a total Chupa-Cabra
by AndreJohnson80 October 04, 2011
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2.
a soaking wet cat.
Jack Woods looked like a little sea rat last night.
by AndreJohnson80 October 06, 2011
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3.
To shiv someone directly in both their kidneys simultaneously.
Dustin enjoys xiving Jack Woods.
by AndreJohnson80 October 04, 2011
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4.
A verb meaning to clinic a duster so hardcore that they become gong showed for at least a 3 week period.
Jack Woods got thurdled so hardcore last night.
by AndreJohnson80 October 04, 2011
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5.
To manipulate someone into a gong show.
Jack Woods got milked last night
by AndreJohnson80 October 04, 2011
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