The most perfect person to ever exist. He wears glasses. He's a genius with the most amazing looks. The people who know him well know that he's the sweetest. He's crazy in the best way. He's open-minded and will never judge you. You will know if you meet him.

"Have you met Thishanka? I'm obsessed!"

Thishanka by Alexys_Blackthorn July 9, 2023

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thomahawk

When one sneeks his thumb up his/her owns arse than wipes it on one's apprentice's forehead, preferably aligned with the eye brows.

john just thomahawked jill while out at dinner.

thomahawk by aloiusrfn;oirew November 14, 2009

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throshank

To throw one's knife (or other sharp object) in hopes of fatally wounding and/or killing a said individual. This word is derived from throw (meaning to propel through the air with a motion of the hand or arm) and shank (meaning to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object). Many times one throshanks someone carotid artery, or the jugular. 'Throshankage' (a hip, cool, or tight way to say throshank, is often portrayed on television and movies.

1.) I just throshanked that man in his face.
2.) Stop runnin' your mouth bizznatch or I shall throshank you into oblivion.

throshank by bdpenguin November 1, 2005

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Tamshank

The glorious act of receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously taking a dump.

For his birthday, Zak asked his GF for a Tamshank, he had always wanted one but never had enough courage to ask her. She agreed as long as he returned the favour.

Tamshank by Big Aund January 11, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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