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The Sodomizer 

A sodomizer occurs when one of the defensive lineman gets pummeled to the ground by an offensive lineman during a pass rush drill. When this happens, the offensive line coach blows the whistle repeatedly, and dances with his handguns (not real guns) for quite some time until the defensive line coach gets mad.
Offensive lineman picks defensive lineman up and drops him on his back and thats how "The Sodomizer" is born.
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The South American Sodomizer 

A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.
Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?

Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.
Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.
"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"