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The Firecracker 

1. When the ass cheeks are clenched on a hard seat, gastric gases exit the sphincter and create a firecracker-like sound.

2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.
Today in 2nd period, I totally lit the firecracker and everyone heard.
The Firecracker by Pflug-Dimond November 6, 2010
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The Firecracker 

When you stick a molotov cocktail and a firework in your urethra and engage in intercourse with someone, then when you unload, it detonates the firework and the molotov shatters inside.
"Yeah, my and my girl did The Firecracker last night. I think she's unhappy.
The Firecracker by not_imallexxlads December 30, 2020

The Dutch Firecracker 

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.
"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Boom goes the fire cracker 

While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.