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The Confuser

"The Confuser" is very similiar to the commonly known "Punisher" and the very popular "Shocker".
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.
"Which way will I go! Which way will I go!"
The Confuser by Tom Green May 6, 2005
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The Confused Cat 

The Cat That Looks Confused In This One Picture
Quinyah: Have you heard of The Confused Cat Yet ?
Macharie: Yes ! The Cat Is So Funny

Confuse the Goose 

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
Confuse the Goose by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP
Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.

He a little confused but he got the spirit 

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.
Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit

the Polish people are confused 

What I mean by this is that they’ve been isolated from Western society so much. So they don’t understand Western civilization very much. So they don’t really understand what’s going on in the world today.

For example, I knew a Polish girl that was straight. But I later found out she was becoming a borderline lesbian. She told me she didn’t want to have a man. And when I told her those people she was hanging out with were just bullying her. She said “I hate you. Die.”

Couple years later I find out she has a boyfriend and a job now. Turns out some of the wrong people really were just influencing her, and she just wanted to fit in. Wasn’t a real lesbian I guess.

Polish people often migrate to Western countries like the UK only to find out it’s not what they were hoping it would be. They are confused, because they’re whole country is basically a buffer zone for the West, and they don’t realize the truth about WW2/the Jew thing. lol. They’re still buying Holocaust and Anti-Russian propaganda. So they don’t know the truth and are confused.
the Polish people are confused

UD Jews, I’m talking to you
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