1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.
2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"
Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."
2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"
Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."
2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"
Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
by Michael B. Wang September 29, 2010
- Oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
by ^Sparco^ March 6, 2005
adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.
Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
by retrokid23 March 9, 2006
Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"
Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"
Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."
by OBEYSALE May 22, 2009
when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
by Dson001 January 8, 2009
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 2, 2009