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AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 8, 2010
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A very thin woman
Man 1-Wow look at her man is she A Skinny person or what?

Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!
by troubledemon March 27, 2010
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This is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.
Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean

Man2-How do you know that?

Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol
by troubledemon February 24, 2010
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When a person has had enough coffee for the day.
Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?

Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !
by troubledemon May 9, 2010
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A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!
Jim -What is going on steve?

Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .

Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
by troubledemon September 6, 2009
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This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
by troubledemon December 4, 2009
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When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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