troubledemon's definitions

went to couch

A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.

girl-where is mom?

boy-she is sleeping

girl- did she go to couch?

boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010

Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

by troubledemon March 17, 2010

streetsmartness

A person who knows what the deal is in his surroundings.

1-I was gonna rob his ass but he used his streetsmartness on me and I ended up giveing him my money and gun.

2-Oh dont mess with that dude you can tell the way he is standing there he has streetsmartness ,

by troubledemon April 22, 2009

midshit

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

by troubledemon March 24, 2009

Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

Slime Ball

A real nasty person who doesn't care about anything including their own self .

Man-Hey I went to the store the other day and this stupid slime ball tried to rip me off !

Man 2-So what did you do?

Man-I called him a prick and punched him in the nose.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010