Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."
2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"
Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!