a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him
smurfs - after them skruple
by Brother_Number_One July 10, 2003
One who indulges in a long night of hard drink, I mean Martin Luther King Jr. Status, and then pursues one of the lady folk in an intimate manner usually characterized by much grabbing of her body parts and gibberish being spoken. The night for this person usually ends with him in the Penn State shower room horse playing with the young boys.
Sean was straight gargameling last night which is why he's now donating 10,000 dollars to the 2nd mile charity.
by Chickin Fingaz November 21, 2011
Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.
by paul-e-wog May 24, 2008
by Cronoz September 17, 2003
Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader
Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.
Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.
The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.
by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019
by Psycheitout February 3, 2009
Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
by jifter November 9, 2010