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sexual position isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. fin-dagle
German for Joint-Cringe Penatration
Created by the man known as Dave (aka Masterdeefy).
A sexual position which involve's two men and one woman.
One man stands while fucking the girl in the ass. She is in the superman flying position with one leg on either side of the first man facing upwards. The second man stands but bends over. The woman and the second man are doing a 69 type of oral sex. The woman aslo uses her fingers to penatrate the second mans asshole.
I did the fin-dagle last night with my wife and our gardener, Jose.

I went to a swingers party and people were talking about this new sexual position called the fin-dagle.
2. LRIGWOC
It is the word "cowgirl" in reverse, thus it celebrates the majesty that is the Reverse Cowgirl sexual position.
LRIGWOC is the sexual position of the girl on top, guy on bottom, girl facing guy's feet, guy lying flat on his back, while being straddled by girl.
3. The Chuckz Position
A sexual position in which the male partner is wearing converse all-stars, aka chuck taylors, and they get in the scissor position and while the male is fucking he is yelling "bitch call me chuckz!". At that point, the female begins to yell out chuckz.
Male: "Fuck...Yes...Bitch call me Chuckz!"
Female: "Chuckz! Chuckz! Chuckz! Fuck me Chuckz!"

THE NEXT DAY

Male to Nigga: "Ay Nigga last night i fucked my bitch in the chuckz position"
Nigga:"Damn Mr. Chuckz, Ur the shit!"
4. Dirty Camel
Sexual position done when the female is on her hands and knees with the male behind her, like doggy-style, yet on his feet crouching down. This position really hits the G-spot.
Lets do that sexual position, the dirty camel.
5. Vacuum Position
A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."

"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"

"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"
6. Lonely Soldier
The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
7. Mexican Halloween
Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*
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