skullet

This subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot

Jane: Bobby your daddy has a skullet!!!
Bobby: No he aint go no dog gone sku-let.
Jane: oh yeah he do Bobby
Bobby: Hey Woman how bout you go get me a beer?
Jane: *heads for the fridge*

by wifigurl February 3, 2003

skullet

a person with a mullet haircut that is going bald on top

damn, thats a sweet skullet

by mullett December 20, 2002

skullet

A man in his mid 40's who is trying to retain what he believes is style and babe-magnet attraction by compensating for forehead hairloss by growing an ever longer, and often curly back mullet

John Storella-Mullin, a famous Quincy playboy who is way past his prime, but still needs to get dates and party and believes that the QUincy/Revere beach look along with penny-loafers and no socks really attracts women

by Mullet-watcher August 5, 2003

skullet

think mullet, but instead of short hairs on the top there is just a bald head.

donny: "look at that guys skullet"
teen: "oh me gorsh"

by hard to peg September 21, 2005

skullet

A mullet on a bald man.
When you are bald on top and all you see is your skull but you still have some filth hairs dangling in the back.

my grandpa sure does have a skullet.

by mikal3 April 10, 2006

skullet

A descendant of the mullet generally worn by dirty old men, The scullet has a mullet-like apperance with bald scalp on the top of the head and long hair on the sides and back of the head.

Look at the skullet on that greasy
mo-fo

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

skullet

1. The disgustingly long hair on the back of someone's head when the hair on top has ceased to grow and they refuse to cut it in order to hold on to what little they have left.

2. The highly unfashionable hair style sported by bikers who try to deceive people by wearing a doo-rag into thinking that they can actually grow a full head of hair...also the style sported by burnt out hippies left over from the baby boomer era attempting to still live in their youth.

Terry "Hulk" Hogan really needs to shave off his skullet.

by Jaason December 29, 2007