Te'o 

Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.

Te'o by ENflip January 19, 2013

Te'O'd 

To maintain an online relationship with someone who doesn't exist. Whether you were knowledgeable to their existence remains a mystery. Similar to being catfished.

John: So, I went down to Florida and stopped by the address Claire gave me. The homeowner says that person doesn't live there. She also deleted her facebook,twitter,instagram and disconnected her phone. It's like, she never existed.

Bob: Son, you've been Te'O'd.

Te'O'd by XBL Dee V3 January 16, 2013

Te'o Bagging 

Putting your balls on a computer screen

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.

Te'o Bagging by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013

Manti Te'o 

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.

1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.

Manti Te'o by Philonoesis December 31, 2013

te calmas o te calmo 

Scariest words ever.

te calmas o te calmo

te calmas o te calmo by MoMo Bitchslap November 27, 2022

Te Wharekura o Mauao 

its the litteral definition of shithole.
Flying Bums, you may call it.

They enter Hell..
Man 1: Ew this place is disgusting!
Lady 2: Yes, it is very horrid
Man 2: Yeahhh!! Hard! It must be some Te Wharekura o Mauao up in hereee!!

Te Wharekura o Mauao by Kid from Somewhereland March 30, 2021

te calmas o te calmo 

You calm down or I calm you down in Spanish

Mira, te calmas o te calmo “ Look, you calm down or I'll calm you down”

te calmas o te calmo by Tahsan October 3, 2023