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Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.
"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."
by LiarsDontWinTitles January 18, 2013

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