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Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.
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Abbreviated form of 'Twitter Butler'. Someone who is not or nor longer a so-called 'Twitter King'. They are lacking the Twitter skills that others possess.
Johnnie's such a Twitbut, he keeps talking to himself on Twitter; to think he used to be a Twitter King.

Kimmy is no longer a Twitbut. She eats, sleeps, and breathes Twitter.
Twitbut by Johnnie Outlaw July 19, 2009
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Twitbook 

When someone uses Twitter to promote his facebook group.
The Twitter's Facebook group (now deleted) is the best example of what a Twitbook is.
Twitbook by freakishlyyours March 2, 2010

TwittBook 

A recently coined, pejorative term for Facebook (combination of Facebook and Twitter), due to the fact that its new changes have given it a Twitter-like format. It's new format has received overwhelmingly negative feedback.
Man, I can't stand Facebook anymore. It's like Twitter without the simplicity. You know what, I'm quitting "TwittBook"!
TwittBook by matt the suss April 1, 2009

Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

Twittblogging 

I am twittblogging about my life for the benefit of all mankind.
Twittblogging by Fatrazmo December 21, 2010

Twitbanger 

n. An endearingly annoying individual.
"Aw, she's so cute, but I wish she'd stop pulling my hair. What a little twitbanger!"
Twitbanger by Bollypoop January 8, 2004