Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.
Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?
Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic
Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic
by shout out to all my pears July 17, 2015
An adjective used to describe when a person is much too focused and/or enthusiastic about an activity.
Jake: (starts running in front of everyone on a jog.)
John: Dude, Jake, you're going all intense swimmer on me.
Jessica: Yeah, just chill in the hot tub.
John: Dude, Jake, you're going all intense swimmer on me.
Jessica: Yeah, just chill in the hot tub.
by Alexis and Leona October 3, 2011
There's swimmer again.
by peter baker January 14, 2004
Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.
by sttdwg January 4, 2008
Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.
by jensyao September 24, 2006
A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.
by LeniexxLollipop May 30, 2009
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015