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swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...
Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.

Fart Sniffing 

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way
Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on
Spifflin by loiz December 25, 2019

yelling and sniffing 

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.
Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

turtle sniffing cotton 

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013