"Thou art a strumpet!"
by HeeBeeGeeBee May 01, 2005

by KillerX415 November 18, 2009

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.
by wardswords December 12, 2016

Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.
Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!
Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!
by Galandian April 19, 2009

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.
It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.
-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
by Lorelili December 30, 2006

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"
by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004
