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A slutty trumpet.
That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.
by Stephimee May 20, 2009
According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
by He Hate Me October 25, 2006
that ggirls a strumpet
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.
Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.

Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!
by Galandian April 19, 2009
a pipe used for marijuana smoking
yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.
by allisonthedopeshit January 07, 2007