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beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.
Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.
beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006
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de_stroyed 

de_stroyed is a term Counter-Strike: Global Offensive players use to name situations in which they 'destroy' their opponents. The underscore is a parody of how Defusal maps start with the prefix 'de_'.
I just de_stroyed the entire team with an AWP ace. Am I pro yet?
de_stroyed by Pleiadesu October 4, 2016

stroked out 

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?
stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006

de_stroyed 

A pun based on the counter strike series.
Usually expressed in the same way as "wrecked" or "Burned", denominating a exclamation based on a after insult.
de_ is also the nominology of the CS maps in which you have to plant a bomb, therefore destroy.
Batman: Your mom sucks!
Joker: Atleast I have one.
Robin: de_stroyed
de_stroyed by Ya'll Be Crazy April 22, 2016

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."
a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.
dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.
Stroned by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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