(alt spellilng coozie)
It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.
Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."
Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"
Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."
Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".
---- It is able to replace any other word in the English language, without disrupting the original meaning. It can replace a large variety or perverse, or slang terms in sentences, and can be used as a noun, verb, or possibly an interjection.
"Today, I found my inner koozie."
"Bob came out of the koozie on us the other day."
"This pizza was eight dollars." - "Wow, you really got koozied."
"I've koozied everywhere."
"Koozie! Koozie! Koozie!"