stoad

A lady with children running behind her like a herd elephants.

Look at that lady with the kids chasing her, she's such a stoad.

by TYMY March 17, 2011

stoad

a penis that is wider than it is long. Also known as tunacan dick

I have a stoad, ladies.

by riffmeister3000 August 15, 2016

Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.

The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

shippet stadium

A lawless, soulless, hollow, evil place devoid of all hope, emotions, or sense. Home to all of the sweatiest most annoying players in MLB the Show 20. Common occurrences include: football scores, bunt dancing , getting quick pitched, all prestige lineups, CAPs that throw 97 mph cutters and 70 mph changeups, and basically anything else terrible you can think of.

Damn man, I just got assraped 20-3 by YourFriendKyle at shippet stadium

by wewgwueirdhuwas January 23, 2021

Stadium Status

1. A term coined by Kanye West, whereby one can signify that they have reached such a large audience of followers that their concerts can command enough people so as to fill an entire stadium.

2. That number-one spot; to be the most important and talked-about.

3. "People are going for that number-one spot, going for that moment: to be the most important and most talked-about. I call it stadium status. Do we have that copyrighted? That's what my album is: stadium status."
-Kanye West, Rolling Stone Magazine (2007)

With "Graduation" Kanye says he has definitely achieved Stadium Status.

by Tommy Scofflaw March 29, 2016

steady leak

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

scoady

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014