steved

To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.

Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night

Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner

by Andre Summey December 11, 2006

Steve

The default skin in minecraft. If you have a steve skin, you are a nood, because you cannot get another skin other then that palin steve

The steve skin is the most basic minecraft skin

by ThatOneUrbanDictionaryGuy October 22, 2020

steve

An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is laid back, but is a natural born determined leader. He is ambitious, but is also prone to laziness. A Steve is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Steves are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As lovers, Steves are intimately affectionate, passionate and intense,so make sure you fasten your seat belt! A Steve will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your body's language of pleasure. Steves are adored by women, and are prone to promiscuity, so unless you a person of equal wit and intelligence good luck keeping them interested! A Steve can also be very mistrusting and unforgiving of others, and to shy observers, can come off as cold-hearted and intimidating.

Wow, the guy can only be a Steve!

Wait. Here comes Steve, he'll know what to do, he always does.

"Why didn't you go out with that guy?"

"Because he's a Steve."

"Ahhh, good call you could never keep up with a Steve."

"Exactly!!"

by sadlyincapable1234 September 23, 2010

Stevee

Derives from the name "Stephen" They are rare to find, but once you fine one, you'll never regret it. He will be the nicest guy you ever met, amazing, adorable- words can't even show how amazing he is. He is like no other guy, he is unique and considerate, which is why he is so loved. He has a tendency to show a person how much they are loved at any situation, any given moment, no matter what. A perfectionist and can stay on track, but can also have fun.

Must be spelled with two e's at the end of the name.
Pronounced: (steve-ie)
without the extra e, you found the wrong person, the one you found is just a steve.
Prounouced: (steve)
Stevee- rare, amazing
Steve- lame, common

Person 1: Have you met Stephen?
Person 2: Oh you mean Stevee? Yeah, he's really nice.

by Speehless April 11, 2010

steve

A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking after being with him it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and arrogant but this only adds to his magnetism. An intense person who works to hard and who needs to have more fun. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

Once you have a had a Steve you will never go back.

I love Steve with my heart and soul.

by booohoooluv April 28, 2010

steve?

When you don't know who you are looking for, you just call out steve? and hope for the best.

Steve?... Steve?... wheres Brian i can't find him.

by KKool-Aid June 10, 2005

steve

perfect in every way he will be the one that you compare everyone to, but they will never even come close to matching his wit, humor, intelligence or sex appeal. he is that one person, you will long for the rest of your life. someone that you will miss more and more each day.

Guy: "Heyyyy, How you doin'?"

Girl(giving the guy a once over): "Eeew, get lost you wish you were a Steve!"

If only I had a Steve in my life, it would be soooo much better.

by who-r-u? January 28, 2011