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Common internet slang for the word 'nude'.

Also seen as noodz, n00d, and n00dz.
Oh man you gotta look at this! Megan sent me a nood last night!
by mushaboom April 24, 2008
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That drunk girl is getting nood
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A dude, in the Lebowskian sense, who you would expect to be good at video games but is decidely not. In short, a combination of dude and noob.
You're cool, but you're really messing with my game stats nood. Stop getting pwnd by all these noobs already.
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Noods, the shorter way of saying noodles.
Hey noods what poppin'.
or
what's up noods.
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1. The rawest, purest display of one's mood.
2. Uninhibited (i.e. naked) expression of what's on your mind
3. Plain pasta, that is, pasta noodles without sauce or dressing.
4. An alternate way to spell "nude," particularly used on the internet to avoid search traffic.
1. Last month, she acted wildly nood.
2. He makes more nood remarks during his speeches than any other politician in history.
3. Can I have a bowl of nood?
4. There are nood websites hidden all over the internet.
via giphy
by acdcernie March 12, 2017
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A sweatshirt without a hood. Often called a noodie.
Hey brah, like my new nood? I got it at the Salvation Army for 63 cents.
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Someone who should know what they are doing but ends up being dumber then a nood.
Jason Gornell, the nerd from computer programming class, is really a big NOOD!
by PNJ March 08, 2004
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