1 definition by sadlyincapable1234

An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is laid back, but is a natural born determined leader. He is ambitious, but is also prone to laziness. A Steve is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Steves are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As lovers, Steves are intimately affectionate, passionate and intense,so make sure you fasten your seat belt! A Steve will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your body's language of pleasure. Steves are adored by women, and are prone to promiscuity, so unless you a person of equal wit and intelligence good luck keeping them interested! A Steve can also be very mistrusting and unforgiving of others, and to shy observers, can come off as cold-hearted and intimidating.
Wow, the guy can only be a Steve!

Wait. Here comes Steve, he'll know what to do, he always does.

"Why didn't you go out with that guy?"

"Because he's a Steve."

"Ahhh, good call you could never keep up with a Steve."

"Exactly!!"
by sadlyincapable1234 September 23, 2010
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