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Statusphobia 

A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.
Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
Statusphobia by Burrsketball May 6, 2010
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Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.
Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

statueaphobia 

A fear of street entertainers.
"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"
statueaphobia by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010

Statuphobia 

The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory
Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue
Statuphobia by XKM July 14, 2018

Stasisphobia 

The fear of realizing an action which consequence turns out irreversible.
It provokes me stasisphobia to even think about asking her out
Stasisphobia by Plath E. June 30, 2019

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.
Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh
Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010

Statuephobia 

The fear and hostility towards Statues. Usually the result of a mental disorder or brainwashing and sufferes may have issues with knowing what period of time they are in. This phobia was just born after the uprising of President Donald Trump.
"I feel sorry for that liberal over there, he has Statuephobia ." Friend, "Yea that must suck."
Statuephobia by CarlAzuzV.2 April 19, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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