A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.
Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
by Burrsketball May 6, 2010
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