Status Slut

A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.

Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)

Status Slut by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009

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statuslut

One who is obsessed with viewing, changing, and stalking currency of status on facebook or any other form of internet networking.

God, the Body is such a fucking statuslut on with his heart baby heart on facebook it makes me sick.

statuslut by the meaty January 4, 2011

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Status Slut • statuslut • status • status quo • Status Rape • Status-Bomb • status jacked • status killer • status stalker • status whore

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