statuslut 

One who is obsessed with viewing, changing, and stalking currency of status on facebook or any other form of internet networking.

God, the Body is such a fucking statuslut on with his heart baby heart on facebook it makes me sick.

statuslut by the meaty January 4, 2011

Statusjunkie 

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.

He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!

Statusjunkie by Rollergal September 3, 2009

Statusaur 

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

Statusaur by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

statuscatalyst 

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.

SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.

statuscatalyst by kidmuto August 3, 2008

statusitis

The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.

friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.

statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010

Statusurped 

When a comment on your facebook status receives more likes than the status itself - i.e. the status has been usurped.

Goddamnit, Jeff's self-deprecating, incredibly witty and clever comment got 10 more likes than my actual status.

Dude, you've been statusurped.

Statusurped by CiaraMK July 4, 2012

statuslessness

a complete status deficiency, usually on facebook.

I don't know what to make my status on facebook anymore, so I guess I'm going through statuslessness.

statuslessness by italianmama April 25, 2010