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A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.
Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)
by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009