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starshika 

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!
starshika by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018

starsucks 

The name people use for Starbucks who prefer to be caffeinated by different companies.
I prefer Peets over Starsucks.
starsucks by Battlebucket October 2, 2015

starblocks 

if you need the number 1-800-starblocks, coca latte damned to make ya heart stop
starblocks by doubleu May 20, 2007

Stashpocket 

A often secret pocket to stash different things of often high value.
"Hey Mike, I can't carry this shit with me, but I can't just leave it either.." "Well dude stash that shit up in one of them stashpockets! I got one just around the corner!"
Stashpocket by CRA$ October 12, 2008

Stallshock 

A condition caused by potential intruders when attempting to enter an occupied bathroom stall.
I sit in fear during the busy morning hours in the bathroom expecting someone, at any moment, to interrupt my bio-break by shaking the stall door. It happens constantly and now I live with Stallshock.
Stallshock by kevingdavis January 13, 2009

starshot 

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.
In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!
starshot by Angelacia May 29, 2007