The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
"Hey Mike, I can't carry this shit with me, but I can't just leave it either.." "Well dude stash that shit up in one of them stashpockets! I got one just around the corner!"
I sit in fear during the busy morning hours in the bathroom expecting someone, at any moment, to interrupt my bio-break by shaking the stall door. It happens constantly and now I live with Stallshock.
Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:
heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx
Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.