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starshot 

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.
In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!
starshot by Angelacia May 29, 2007
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Starshot 

A shitter who can’t win unless he uses meta
This dude is such starshot
Starshot by Noonecares June 22, 2021

Starshot 

A no life who can’t win unless he uses the meta
That dude was such a starshot
Starshot by Noonecares June 22, 2021

Project STARSHOT 

A long term future project with the goal to better things, shooting for the stars
P1: "Hey, how far are we with Project STARSHOT?"
P2: "We finished the initial UAS section, but the STARSHOT Station 1 plans aren't complete yet."

starshit 

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit
Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits

Death Star shot

Half Jameson and half Jeager . This is fully operational and can be deadly
Those Death Star shots were deadly last night at the bar .

Starshit Pain 

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.
After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain
Starshit Pain by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019