The Squirrel

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.

Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?

by A bird. January 19, 2010

squirrel

someone who loves nutz! NUT LUVAHS

Get off dat man's nuts, SQUIRREL!!!!!

by Chipmunk July 19, 2003

squirrel

A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.

Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

squirrel

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

by Seye November 21, 2003

squirrel

amateur

ian brown in stone roses interview describing typical indie record label as "squirrel records"

by dan July 10, 2003

squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

by The Return of Light Joker February 11, 2008

squirrel

Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie

Michelle: "Woah, check out that squirrel!"
Heather: "Dude, yeah killer hair on that hottie."

by mishizzy|monstrosity August 6, 2008