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120.
dick, penis
Brad's got bigger squid than Dagul.
by HunnyBunny September 21, 2003
 
121.
Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...
Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!
by Squid March 15, 2005
 
122.
A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!
by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014
 
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A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.
Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."
by idontmakethesethingsup August 06, 2014