A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.
Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.
by boomftleah June 24, 2014
A person who is boring like a potato or doesn't understand a joke
I don't like Andy he is such a spud
by Random_Dude_592058 April 09, 2015
A guy who is a complete jack ass but in his own warped mind believes otherwise. A spud is thoroughly inept but is manipulative enough to advance in the workplace. A spud is a weasely and unscrupulous individual who will propagate misinformation and slander about others to promote himself in an orginazation.
That damn spud got promoted again!
by bodiddley1 December 12, 2007
a potato(see also sofa spud)
His mom made the best baked spuds ever.
by Light Joker December 18, 2004
A person of lesser intelligence who often deems feats of numskull, clandestine and neanderthal behaviors are more valuable to the propagation of humanity than common sense. Usually found with shaven heads and brags of "this one time" stories.
Matt always has to flex his forearms and talk about "fisting". What a fucking spud
by Vivimord April 27, 2015
A slang term for an Irishman.
"The pub was packed with a crowd of drunken rowdy spuds."
by Gusberti O'Reilly June 02, 2009