A guy who is a complete jack ass but in his own warped mind believes otherwise. A spud is thoroughly inept but is manipulative enough to advance in the workplace. A spud is a weasely and unscrupulous individual who will propagate misinformation and slander about others to promote himself in an orginazation.
That damn spud got promoted again!
by bodiddley1 December 12, 2007
A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.
"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013