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15.
A guy who is a complete jack ass but in his own warped mind believes otherwise. A spud is thoroughly inept but is manipulative enough to advance in the workplace. A spud is a weasely and unscrupulous individual who will propagate misinformation and slander about others to promote himself in an orginazation.
That damn spud got promoted again!
by bodiddley1 December 12, 2007
 
16.
1. To catch someone's ball in a four square match before the ball reaches the ground

2. To squirt an unidentified liquid on one's face
Get spudded on

You just got spudded on

Don't worry I hear spud clears up acne

There's spudding everywhere!
by Mighty Kites August 08, 2008
 
17.
A slang term for an Irishman.
"The pub was packed with a crowd of drunken rowdy spuds."
by Gusberti O'Reilly June 02, 2009
 
18.
A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.
Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.
by boomftleah June 24, 2014
 
19.
A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.
"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
 
20.
noun: A person, usually male, who is not all there
"Get your fingers away from that chainsaw ya spud"
by MCAVgirl October 27, 2013
 
21.
Derogatory term for an unintelligent Irish person
Get a job, you stupid spud!
by MSCsturm June 23, 2013