spudded

A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

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by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

Spud

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

by boomftleah June 24, 2014

spud

potato

Have some spuds wit' dat meatloaf.

by gring cabron up in Lenoir nc October 20, 2003

Spud

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?

by A spud who cares April 2, 2011

spud

upon greeting a friend, a fist is stuck out and thses fists touch resembling a mutual appreciation of eachother. the fist is said to resembe a spud.

safe man, spud dat,(puts out fist)

by benajni October 27, 2007

Spud

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

Spud

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.

Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.

by lovedear July 22, 2009