We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot
We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.
In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram-a-lot.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot
We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.
In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram-a-lot.
by Snake March 7, 2005
Get the camelotmug. 1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.
2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.
2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.
So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.
Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.
You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!
Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.
You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!
by Snake December 2, 2004
Get the Fat bodymug. "Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."
by Snake March 9, 2005
Get the Giggedy giggedy giggedymug. The Greatest Soldier of the 20th century. The father of Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake, resulting from the Les Enfants Terribles (The terrible children) project. Originally known as Naked Snake, he earned the name Big Boss after defeating his mentor, the Boss, during Operation Snake Eater. Lost his right eye during said operation.
Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.
Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.
by Snake March 9, 2005
Get the Big Bossmug. A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
by Snake September 25, 2005
Get the iPodmug. I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.
I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!
I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!
by Snake March 9, 2005
Get the Three-headed monkeymug. General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.
by Snake January 26, 2006
Get the free clothes associationmug.