A crazy man who has hair that looks like a sea urchin and wears a shabby cardigan, author of This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base and Everyone is different. He is a character on www.homestarrunner.com.
Review for Lem's book: This book is up to date on all the current events, such as "my favorite pen stopped working just now" and "hey there's a dead fish im my hand, how did it get here."
To have long and intense sexual intercourse which can be compared to hard training in gym, running, biking, swimming etc related sports.
Go out on Saturday, pull a girl and take her home. Have some sex with her. Nextmorning have some more sex and give her good ride for 1-2 hours until you are exhausted. This is sportsfucking. It can also happen any give day and hour, doesn't necessarily have to be on Sunday.
The art of sending your kid to college on a sports scholarship knowing the odds are stacked against them but your Ego wins and reality will bite your kid in the butt..
So sad seeing another sportstitute in action , being an ex NFL player he hopes his name will get his daughter the edge to play D1 volleyball. She has two left feet but the name alone gives her an advantage. She will invetlably fail but dad will be happy, she on the other hand really wanted to go to an Arts School.