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short boned 

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
short boned by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
sports boner by q-tip September 22, 2008

Sportsboner 

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

boner-on-the-spot hot 

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her
Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026