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short boned 

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
short boned by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
sports boner by q-tip September 22, 2008

Sportsboner 

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

boner-on-the-spot hot 

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her
Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.