where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with
im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me
by bojodojo June 12, 2011
When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).
Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.
by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 04, 2011
The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.
Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.
by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013
According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 12, 2011
To rub a spoon on somebody, Or to hit them with a Spoon.
"Shane stole a bunch of Plastic spoons from Ben & Jerry's so we had a Spooning party on the couch!"
by Bigbumpen15 October 27, 2009
the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.
Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises
by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009
The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

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