A non-sexual embrace which provides the most intimate bonds between lovers and friends. This can be between same or different sex( but men are better at spooning).
Matt, Christian, and Gray all spooned in the same bed at Winter Weekend, but they're not gay...there was no "man sex' involved...no penetration.
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When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).
Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.
by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 4, 2011
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The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006
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According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 12, 2011
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When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!
by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010
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To rub a spoon on somebody, Or to hit them with a Spoon.
"Shane stole a bunch of Plastic spoons from Ben & Jerry's so we had a Spooning party on the couch!"
by Bigbumpen15 October 27, 2009
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