The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.
"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"
by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011
Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...
Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."
by anonymous derp July 29, 2011
When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!
by spooningsabitch November 04, 2010
the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.
he kept spooning me in the chest.
by anonimouze May 17, 2009
can mean different things: when a couple lays together like spoons in a kitchen drawer; when lovers kiss or caress each other (more often referred to the neck); and also dating back to the old Welsh customs when a man gives his fiancee an elaboratly carved wooden spoon showing his affection for her.
I just had a conversation with my husband about this, I always wondered why they didn't call it forking!! "Hey baby, let's go fork, LOL"
by Stephanie Everett May 22, 2005
Eleven people in a bed with their socks off.
Bob - "Hey man, call up 9 whores and let's all spoon?"

Bill - "I'll get right on that dude, I love spooning."

Bob - "Radical."
by AFishMan December 04, 2011
where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with
im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me
by bojodojo June 12, 2011

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