The act of laying a spoon across the body of another who is asleep in the sun, and who is, without a doubt, about to get massively sunburnt. The result: a white spoon mark that cannot be removed.
Guy 1: *places spoon on Guy 2's leg* "Spooning.. Brilliant idea!"

Guy 2: *wakes up hours later* "Bloody hell.." *looks down to see spoon mark on leg* "I've been spooned!"
by ieBaringa April 11, 2013
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Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.
“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent
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Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.
1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!
by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014
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The act of taking a spoon and smacking a person you'd prefer not be in acquaintances with.
Lynn: Hey Stupid Nobody
Me: Ew I don't like you *begins spooning Lynn*
by ocb2000 December 12, 2014
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The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.
"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"
by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011
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There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.
I think she’s my perfect spooning size.
by 1251strokes February 18, 2018
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