When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1

"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"

Example 2

"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
by the koney killa February 23, 2010
to have sex, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)
Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent

Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.
by Bosco =] October 19, 2008

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