Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.

"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy

Spoon Bang by a-lex May 16, 2014

Spoon banger 

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

Spoon banger by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

Spoonbank 

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

Spoonbank by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

Spoondangle 

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

Spoondangle by Vermy December 14, 2007

spoontang 

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

spoontang by Drooch June 1, 2006

spoontang 

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.

1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.

spoontang by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006

spoontang 

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon

Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.

spoontang by Sweepy April 15, 2009