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A hand-rolled cigarette combining marijuana and tobacco consumed for the sole purpose of getting high.

It is a portmanteau word derived from the words "spliff" and "jozza". “Spliff” is a colloquial term for a classic cigarette and “jozza” is a colloquial term for a marijuana joint.
Hol: “Hey Lavo can you please roll a splozza I’m so high I can’t feel my face”

Lavo: “Yeah sure”

B: “Give him some money – he’s poor
Splozza by BandH December 2, 2010
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A person who walks and does things very slowly.... Similar to slowcoach
'Hurry up slozza!! You are gonna make us late.
slozza by Zami June 1, 2016
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A sexual activity which involves three people. When a person carries out oral sex at the same time as receiving anal sex.
On a reoccurring basis Alex and Newbs love having a sprozza with Laura.
Sprozza by lordppat April 25, 2011

splizzard 

(n.) When you go to take a piss and it comes out fine, then all out of nowhere, the stream splits and sprays all over your pants!
I had to stay in the bathroom for 30 minutes so my pants would dry after that splizzard!
splizzard by Greg S. S. November 3, 2007

Splzzank 

This terminology meaning as beaten spanked whooped
Colt just got splzzank
Splzzank by FEKP July 30, 2020

splizzatch 

another evolutionary step in the bitch/biatch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

One of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a 'cool' flow of actions and/or accomplishments.
"...Tom burnt the steak..."

"...f***ing splizzatch..."


"...I'm not going to apply for the job, because I won't get it..."

"...negative splizzatch..."
splizzatch by pseudoU March 15, 2004
explosive character, individual. That drug was a little splozzy, it caused a change in character as soon as the drug was distributed in the system.
He went splozzy, after resting and relaxing for a long time.
Splozzy by Splozzy April 14, 2017