spodumene /SPAHD-yoo-MEAN/
1. A very shiny mineral often used in jewelry
2. An idiot who spends all day posting profanity in chatrooms
3. A program that finds EVERY ANTONYM POSSIBLE to that word, a huge nerd.
4. The mother of her husband's cat
1. She was wearing a spodumene ring.
2. My brother is a spodumene.
3. I hired a spodumene.
4. I was walking to the kitchen for some Gol-Den-Grahams when I accidentally fell into an al-ter-nate dim-en-sion and I found out that my mother's a spodumene.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.