spodumene /SPAHD-yoo-MEAN/
1. A very shiny mineral often used in jewelry
2. An idiot who spends all day posting profanity in chatrooms
3. A program that finds EVERY ANTONYM POSSIBLE to that word, a huge nerd.
4. The mother of her husband's cat
1. She was wearing a spodumene ring.
2. My brother is a spodumene.
3. I hired a spodumene.
4. I was walking to the kitchen for some Gol-Den-Grahams when I accidentally fell into an al-ter-nate dim-en-sion and I found out that my mother's a spodumene.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'