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"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Related Words
1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.

2. To fuck up something.

3. Moted.

4. The splattering of an object.
1. Aw, watch out man I just spladowed that tuba over there...

2. Oh man, I spladowed that test yesterday!

3. P1: Dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, I did leave it in the car...
P2: Oh, Spladow!!

4. I accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.
Spladow by The Glock August 7, 2004
"oh man....SPLADOW!"
spladow by mollypop February 28, 2005
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026