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An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.
Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.
SpeedLoaf by GhostExodus July 18, 2009
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Speedsoft 

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.
The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

Sebago Speedboat 

n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
Sebago Speedboat by GBart444 July 8, 2011

Ballymun Speed Loaf 

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.
Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

speedwolf 

the act of a male performing oral sex on a woman's genitalia; eating out a chick; cunnilingus
Dude, I totally regret speedwolfing that fuckbucket last night! My tongue is totally burning now!
speedwolf by El Sweetness May 20, 2005

Mexican Speedboat 

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
Mexican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Skeetloaf 

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.
“Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”
Skeetloaf by PuckFuss January 2, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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