An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

Spartan Shower by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013

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spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

spartaned by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

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Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

Spartan Mask by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

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Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

Big V The Fantastic Spartan by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022

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