Jeb Bush

Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.

by Bashman September 3, 2008

Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Jeb Bush

Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.

This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.

by MakeAmericaBushAgain January 26, 2017

Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Jeb Bush

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

by JDUB in LA June 25, 2015

Jeb Bush

Brother of our current idiot president, Governor of Florida who helped his brohter steal the 2000 election, and hopefully HOPEFULLY not presidential candidate in 2008!!!

Jeb Bush is a slightly more intelligent and fatter George W. Bush, but not by much.

by liberal_hero April 12, 2005

Jeb Bush

the minecraft guy

jeb bush

yes

by powerful guy May 5, 2019